Tuesday, January 12, 2010

hey my stupid blog is revived! someone wanted me to blog again, so i revive this shit blog bah! anw to kickstart my blog, as usual an edited song! haha this is a factual account of some 'stupid' guy i noe tt got seen his dirty little secret in a public toilet by an old auntie, i wun tell u who's tt , go find out urself. Credits to the All American Rejects for such a wonderful song, and sorry for editing it.



"Dirty 'little' secret" 肮脏‘小’秘密 by All Singaporean Accepts



I went to school in a rush

And halfway felt a urine gush

I went all around the school

Not a toilet, not a stool



Saw a toilet from far away

Din't care about the weird door beside mei

Too late, an auntie came out from the dooooooor



Auntie saw my dirty little secret

(dirty little secret)

Don't tell anyone about this or I surely make you regret

(Surely make you regret, hope that you can keep it)

My dirty little secret

She HAS TO KNOW!!!??



Felt like i was gonna die

Recited poems like 李白

Stood there for a sec or two

Why the hell didnt i move



She saw my secret from far away

The size, the shape, even where it faced

BASKET, if only it was a chio buuuuuu




Auntie knew my dirty little secret

(dirty little secret)

Don't tell anyone about this or I surely make you regret

(Surely make you regret, hope that you can keep it)

My dirty little secret

She HAS TO KNOW!!!??



Her thoughts about its size

The size i can't deny

Her honest thoughts won't lie

And all I've tried to hide

It's eating me apart

Trace this life back!



Auntie knew my dirty little secret

(dirty little secret)

Don't tell anyone about this or I surely make you regret

(Surely make you regret, hope that you can keep it)




Auntie knew my dirty little secret

(dirty little secret)

Don't tell anyone about this or I surely make you regret

(Surely make you regret, hope that you can keep it)

My dirty little secret,

Dirty little secret,

Dirty little secret.


She has to know!!!!???

She has to know......





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